Nintendo Power: The Movie

 Nintendo Power: The Movie is a fake movie. It is very bad, but the magazine isn't.

Plot
One day, Chris Slate decides to retire from working on Nintendo Power. His good friend, Steve is sad. They decide to have lunch, but nobody can decide where to go, resulting in an epic fight. Chris Hoffman goes to Burger King and is attacked by Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. Mickey goes to McDonalds, which was purchased by Scrooge McDuck and given to Mickey and Donald. Chris Slate and Justin Cheng go to eat there, and Slate's girlfriend, Daisy, is kidnapped by Chris Shepperd. Sheppered promises to return her if Slate gives him the Pingas Scepter, which everybody thinks Slate has. The staff goes to Las Vegas to find the seven Chaos Emeralds to get to Shepperd City. In Vegas, they are attacked by Cookie Monster and his sidekick, Elmo. They get the first and go to Africa. They find one on top of a tower, but have to fight Barney for it. The third is located at Universal Studios Florida. They go there, ride a ride, and beat up The Terminator to get the emerald. They go to Floating Island and fight Knuckles for the fourth. Mega Man shows up and gives them two Chaos Emeralds. They fall into a warp zone and wind up at Whomp's Fortress. Whomp King puts them in jail. Two years later, the staff digs a hole to get out. They discover that the Whomp King's left eye is an emerald, and they steal it. They go to Shepperd City to save Daisy. Slate explains to Shepperd he doesn't have the Scepeter, but then it falls out of his pants. Shepperd laughs evily, but is then killed by Donald Duck. Donald warns them of Scrooge's plot. They go on top of a building, where Scrooge McDuck tells them that he put the Scepter in Slate's pants, and plots to make McDonalds tower over all creation. Ronald McDonald, hungry for revenge, beats up Scrooge and restores the world. Slate decides not to retire, and Hoffman decides to celebrate by having dinner. However, another fight breaks out deciding where to have dinner.