Mario's Abenteuer der Anglegenheit

 Mario's Abenteuer der Anglegenheit (which translates to Mario's Affair Adventure in English) is a comic from issue 777 of Club Nintendon't.

Story
One day, Sonic gets married to Amy.. However, she is very overbearing. When Sonic can no longer take it, he tells Amy he is going to work and runs far away. The next day, he wakes up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario then finds him the two fight with DINNER. Mario goes home and Sonic sees Peach. Soon, Sonic and Peach have an affair and do things such as riding roller coasters and eating lotsa' spaghetti. Soon, Amy worries about Sonic, so she goes to the Mushroom Kingdom. While Peach and Sonic are in Peach's bed, debating wether or not they should get married, Toad comes in. He is scared and outraged that Peach cheated on Mario. Then Amy crashes into the room. Angry, she takes Sonic to court. Sonic hires Cookie Monster to be his lawyer. Amy charges Sonic for 1,000,000,000,000,000 rings and an Icee for the crime of having an affair. Sonic is forced to live with Amy forever while Peach is sentenced to be eaten by Piranha Plants. At the end of the comic, Amy is making honeymoon plans while Sonic cries.